no'nt

yes

Jeff: do you wanna waste our life on YouTube?
Bill: no'nt
Jeff: what the fuck bill

McSad

If you work for McDonalds and you are sad or you stress-eat McDonalds

Jeff: Hey did you hear about Steve?
Billy: Yeah, he got a job at McDonalds, But that made him McSad

Gay

Tyler

Tyler is gay

Kazooicide

An act in which someone plays a kazoo for 5 hours. Kazooicide is completely and utterly unrelated to suicide

Bill: I’m gonna commit kazooicide

Bob: Wait you have so much to live for
Bill: No I’m playing a kazoo for 5 hours idiot