scrodome

A mostly bald man with a small patch of pubic-like hair on his forehead.

Shop Keeper in the Mediterranean Food Store:
Excuse me sir will you be buying of the falafels today?

Customer Ahmed: What happened to your hair?!

Shop Keeper: What are you talking about sir?

Ahmed: The top of your head looks like a scrodome - mostly hairless except for a few long curly pubes scattered about.