Furgina

A vagina with 7 feet of fur attached to it that you can braid, comb, dread, etc.

Man, her furgina was so long i totally braided that shit and then had to chop it off with a machete so i could see her damn cunt.

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Pot Roasted

When you take a dump on your partner's chest (or face) but instead of a solid log it comes out as an array of juices and chunks from all the liquor the night before.

Man I tried to give my girlfriend a hot karl last night, but I partied so hard the night before, I pot roasted her all over the face.

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