keep it a buck one thowie

keepin it a buck one thowie (buck 1000) is to be brutally honest with someone.

it’s like keepin it a buck fifty but more extreme.

“lemme keep it a buck one thowie rn witchu bro, this song is ass.”

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bawbag

just the scottish slang for ‘ball sack’

commonly used as an insult for an idiot or better yet a dafty

*dugs pished the rug*

“Hawl, ya fuckin bawbag! Naw, get that dug so far TAE FUCK!!!”

spag

a spag is a complete and utter idiotic, useless person.

“I forgot it again.”

“I’m startin to think you’re a fuckin spag!”

yer a sandwich aff a picnic

scottish slang for “you’re a sandwich short of a picnic.”

means you are dumb.

Person 1: “Bro idk how to solve this math equation..”

Person 2: “Wit? that’s heavy easy. yer a sandwich aff a picnic, mate.”

straight to the fachi

fachi is the italian word for face. and the action of putting something ‘to the face’ means to take a big fucking shot of booze.

Dude 1: “Yo, you really gonna take that shot of absinthe?!”

Dude 2: “Straight to the fachi!”

commence the shot.