amelia earhart

when u tuck your dick between your legs, making it look like u have a vagina and your dick will never be found just like amelia earhart

Dude: Silence of the lambs was a scary movie
Dude 2: Yea especially that part when the killer pulled an Amelia Earhart

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mystery meat

when you put your limp meat in the asshole or pussy and then you pop a viagara and wait for it to expand inside

my grandpa couldnt get it up anymore so i told him to give grandma the mystery meat and everything would be solved

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