noodletrap

1. a female who gets romantically involved with 2 or more men and then drop the all of them except one.

2. female who draws you in only to set your gullible fuckin self up.

1. i found out she was getting with 2 other dudes besides me. then she fuckin dropped me.
2. damn that bitch is a noodletrap

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shrekking

When someone, male or female, goes about having sex with a person with ogresque qualities. They are usually extremely fat and ugly. Their faces are those of which only a mother could love and even then that may be pushing it.

This often happens when an individual is completely wasted and has lost sense of any moral code.

person 1: i dont even know what happened last night.
person 2: yes you do dude.
person 1 : no no i dont.
person 2: you were shrekking that one fat girl til 4 in the morning. THEN she left!

person 1: oh god

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piss shoes

Piss shoes are the shoes you where when you know you are going out to get wasted and when you know that by the end of the night you will have pissed on them at least once.

Fuck me. I'm so thankful to myself that I brought my piss shoes cuz i jus tried urinating outside and i got piss all over my shoes.

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Sausage rail

A sausage rail is a line of horny guys waiting to ram the shit out of a dirty whore.

The sausage rail is what a whore rides to achieve her personal satisfaction.

Person 1: Did you hear about the whore on the 10th floor?
Person 2: Nah man. What'd that sloppy slut do?
Person 1: She rode the sausage rail for 5 hours, making 6 stops. Dan station. Bob station. Ryan station. Mark station. Pablo station and Steve station.
Person 2: Steve always gets the last of it.
Person 1: Yes, yes he does. He's a fan of meat curtains and cream pies. *sigh*

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goon poon

a really ugly vagina

Damn that girl had a goon poon

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skimp

A skimp is a term used to describe a female who is extremely sexy but at times may wear's skimpy outfits.

Overall, its just a term for a sexy female.

GIRL: HAI there boo.
BOY: yo whats good skimp. you lookin' damn fine today.
GIRL: AWE you so kind. im just tryin on some more 4 inch skirts.

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quad-neck

A quad-neck is a person with an undeniable amount of extra fat around their neck.

Also may be called, quad-chin.

FAT BOY: yo yo lemme get your lasagna and your meatballs too.
OTHER BOY: shut the fuck up quad-neck. I'm tired of you tryin to take all my food.

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