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10 shots of Jack Daniels and a 30 pack of Keystone light is the most effective mirth control pill known to man.
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When you're having rear penetration with a woman and you put your elbows over her shoulders and dig in like a couple of talons. You know you've done a good job when when the back of her shoulders are red.
Man if I fuck that girl tonight doggy style I'm gonna totally giver her the talons.
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The high pitched squealing sound your girlfriend or wife makes whilst having really amazing sex.
Last night when I was fuckin' my girlfriend her mom said it sounded like we were stabbin' puppies!
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