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One word. Inbreds. Some kids don't even see the ocean and ask their cousins out to prom and sadies.
Ramona, California.
Being Inbred.
I don't know who to ask to the prom. So I asked my cousin after going to the corner store downtown and buying a jar of Copenhagen.
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Dream Cop: A cop that exists in your sick fantasized world. His job is to cock block you so you won't jizz all over the bed or give into corruption of the porn you watched last night.
Dream Cop
Joe got into bed very horny. He was dreaming about the porn star he saw last night and was about to do her in the middle of his fantasized parking lot porn until the Dream Cop busted him. Dammit says Joe I was about to climax until the dream cop busted me!