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slots and slobs

The new name for the Oval Office of President Joe Biden. Comes from the fact that he’s got a diverse cabinet. Slobs for Secretary Pete Buttigieg, an openly gay out politician from the great state of Indiana. Cause slobbin is whats gays love to do! And slots because the primary source of income for many Native Americans in the United States is casinos on the rez. The latter in honor of Deb Haaland, Americas first Native American secretary of the Department of the Interior.

The head of the CIA had a meeting with the president at slots and slobs this morning.

by sdneachdude December 17, 2020


Brush

Brush is a bro crush. When a dude (gay or straight) has a crush on another dude. Similar to bromance but it’s the unrequited version of bromance in that it’s not reciprocated by the subject.

Hey Steve, last night I went out with Chris for a few drinks. I felt a brush moment for a bit. Not sure if Chris feels the same but we would totally kill it on the squash court.

by sdneachdude February 19, 2018


Slobadorio

Slang name for a gay bathhouse. Combination of the word slob and the word auditorium from the Latin. Many gay bathhouses contain rooms that have auditorium style seating that can be used for watching gay porn on a tv or for watching people perform gay sex acts. Many gay sex acts also take place in the seats of the auditorium style room. This is just one of the features of a gay bathhouse. Other features include a steam room, a dry sauna room, hot tubs, communal showers and private rooms, gloryholes, and other private or public spaces to get your freak on.

Steve: Hey Bob, how was your weekend?
Bob: It was great, spent Saturday night at the slobadorio having sex with total strangers.

by sdneachdude October 9, 2017


gloryslot

A gloryslot is used in lieu of gloryhole in a gay bathhouse. Some jurisdictions prohibit the use of a gloryhole within their respective municipal limits. The bathhouse or other adult business will then install a wall or some other partition with a long rectangular cut out about waist high as opposed to holes. This facilitates anonymous oral and anal sex among the participants.

"Hi Sean, How was your weekend?"
"It was great! Yesterday I went the bathhouse to release some stress. To my surprise they had installed a gloryslot in one of the hallways. I stuck my johnson through the slot and immediately had two dudes slog the log.

by sdneachdude November 2, 2021