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seadragonus giganticus maximus

The Seadragonus Giganticus Maximus, or just Sea-Dragon for short, is a dragon species that is the largest, perhaps also the rarest, of all known dragon species; so large, in fact, that it has frequently been described as "blotting out the moon" when in full flight. Seadragonus Giganticus Maximus are blue, green, or purple, and usually covered in marine corals, anemones, and barnacles that act as natural armor.

snotlout: get your pathetic pipsqueak dragon out of here hiccup
hiccup: toothless is staying here with me
toothless: t-toothless is a s- seadragonus giganticus maximus, big-nostril boy! t-toothless is more im-important that your f-fireworm

by seadragonusgiganticusmaximus May 18, 2024


barbaric archipelago

the range of over 70 islands where the barbarian vikings live in Cressida Cowell's series How to Train Your Dragon. it is generally wet and cold and there are no rules.

person: where are you going for your holiday
me: the barbaric archipelago
person: the what now

by seadragonusgiganticusmaximus May 18, 2024