liberal ploy

An illusion of fear created by democrats to make liberal policies come to

action.

Global warming- Scientists say October 2009 was coldest on record in North

America. However, Al Gore go to the UN during a blizzard wanting to save trees

so he uses the global warming card as a liberal ploy.

Swine flu- The democrats are making swine flu seem like a larger international

crisis than the black plague. No more deaths will come of swine flu than regular

flu. In spring 2010, liberals will use swine flu as a success story in a liberal

ploy for universal health care.

2009 Stimulus package- Obama wanted to reinvest in the economy through

infrastructure and jobs. However he invested in millions in saving animals in

California (Pelosi country). What a liberal ploy.

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Cheetah Woods

A funny play on words referring to Tiger Woods and his thanksgiving wife cheating car crash fiasco.

Person one: Hey, is that Tiger Woods with that hot woman?
Person two: Yeah but that's not his wife Elin Nordegren
Person one: Guess we should call him cheetah woods

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prequelesident

Hype given to a president to the point that people worship him before he takes one step into the white house

cbs will not shut up about that prequelesident obama

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pipsqueak

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is a pipsqueak.

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nsf

national science foundation

NSF funded our grant for $329,500.00

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popocopter

Police helicopter. Popocopter is a much funnier way to say police helicopter. Popocopters tend to hover over the ghetto crime ridden neighborhoods to chase down criminals on the run.

Lock the doors and turn out the lights honey, popocopter is hoovering again. Must be another armed robbery at the 7-11.

Stage Fart

A fart that will not come out when you are ready to let it go

I was holding in some big ones at work. When I went to the bathroom, I had stage fart.

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