punjab

A vague sexual act performed between four or more contortionists. The act can include, but is not limited to; japs, bheezy, Qudoba, and adderol

So I gave this girl the best punjab of her life last night at Qudoba

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Pussy Puss Cluster

Proper name for a foul herpes sore found on a woman's vagina. Usually used when describing a situation in which the herpes sore pops, expelling large amounts of puss.

My girlfriend told me to go down on her and retrieve a starburst from her vag. When I thought I'd found it I bit down, I quickly realized I'd just popped her Pussy Puss Cluster with my teeth.

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