marakesh kebab

the marakesh kebab is a relative of the alabama hotpocket. it is the act of shitting in the urethra of a man. thus creating the illusion of a kebab filled with beef. the first recorded occurance of a marakesh kebab was in the back of a BA falcon on the way to a hungry jacks.

i felt a little dirty giving barry a marakesh kebab, but i had to go and he wanted it so bad.

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