Smudged

To get masterbated by a ghost or spirit, especially in a new or haunted house.

Before we burn some sage to clear out the spirits, let's spend a night here first, I'd love to get smudged by a ghost, they have really soft hands.

1👍 2👎

snorsterbation

This is the combined act of snoring and masturbating. Snorsterbation can be seen as a rare form of nocturnal myoclonus wherein the patient begins to masturbate after coming out of a cycle of snoring and then re-enters another cycle of snoring. This is similar to the effects of sleep apnea where the patient pauses breathing during sleep.

The British lush was observed in the act of snorsterbation after a night of heavy drinking

12👍 2👎