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A small town in New Jersey where all the kids think they are from the ghetto. The whole town consists of either white or hispanic kids and everyone there says the n word and thinks they're black. Everyone vapes, smokes, drinks, and does drugs. People take their vapes to school and vape in the bathrooms but the teachers are too stupid to notice it. This town used to have good schools, but now, everyone's failing their classes and they never give a fuck about their grades.
person from hackettstown: wanna drink at my place?
other person: no, we're only 15...
person from hackettstown: so? who cares?
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The best time to sneak into the back of your school to go sledding. However, before sledding, you must perform satanic rituals and sacrifice a squirrel. Once that is done you are free to sled if the back of your school has a hill.
Rule: you must meet at exactly 3:11 a.m. near the closest tree you could find
Person 1: Hey, do you want to meet behind the school at 3:11 a.m.?
Person 2: Of course! Don't forget to bring your sled!
Person 3: Let's meet at this exact tree at exactly 3:11 a.m.
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The religion of believing in Barney the purple dinosaur
"Would you like to join Barneyism?"
"What's that?"
"It's a religion where you believe in Barney."
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A person who believes in Barney the purple dinosaur
Person 1: "Are you a Barnson?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I believe in Barney.'
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