Attrollney@Lawl

Someone highly skilled in destroying would be trolls, usually by way of counter-trolling them so well that they become self-raged and eat a rainbow taco.

Notable AtTROLLneys@LawL include Section9's Cyborg, Joe Rogan and Henry Rollins; all of whom have passed the bar exam on being an Attrollney and angering wouldbe hecklers.

TROLL: HEY GUYS UMAD?

Attrllny Cyris Borgums: OBJECTION!! Prosecution is fat and currently using McDonald's WiFi while being such a porky cow; thus his testimony is food-based and his accusations of mad stem from his high blood pressure. I move to a motion of lol@fattie and to have his statement stricken from the records.

TROLL: WTF U PHAG IMNOT FAT STFU

Attrllny Cyris Borgums: Yes, you are you look like yous swallowed a hot air balloon. The Defense rests, you tubby bitsh.

Observer: Thank god we hired Cyrus Borgums, Attrollney@lawl .

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