Crack Ass

The unconfortable feeling that one gets after not wiping ones bum properly. It is usually exagerated if the downstairs area then gets sweaty from walking or exercise.

"Man! Walking up this hill has given me a bad case of crack ass"

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Slab Ass

The feeling of numbness in the buttocks that one gets after sitting on a hard/cold surface for too long.

I've got to get up and walk about about a bit. I've got a bad case of slab ass.

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Vertigo Back

An ailment that occurs when you are too stoned/lazy to get up from a laying or sitting position.

-"Seth - pass me them skins"

-"Cant mate - I've got Vertigo Back"

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