An assprobe is a type of annoying faggot that will violate your anus with his "probe". Always leave a feeling of annoyment and violation.
Can be thought of as a combination of asshole and faggot.
That fucking Linux user, always calling me a nigger, he's such an assprobe!
Sorta like a "virgin Mary", but instead a dude that gives a virgin birth out his ass.
Did you hear? Scientists found a Virgin Harry in Somalia!
Wow, how much did the Baby Poop Jesus weigh?