time in a bottle

a friggin hourglass

omg liek jeff still uses time in a bottle

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time in a bottle

an hourglass

omg jeff still uses time in a bottle

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v2

version two; better (or worse) than version one

omg liek windows xp is v2!11!!1!!

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penis pimp

noun. a gay pimp, ususally quite annoying

fag: yo man, i'm a penis pimp
normal people: wtf

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zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker

longest swear word ever; used on buffy the vamp. slayer once

zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker!

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pimp pie

finely minced pimps in thick gravy which is then put into a rich, flaky pie crust

MMM pimp pie! gee golly gosh, thanks ma!

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we should do something sometime

n. let's have sex now. or else.

jon said to jenna, "we should do something sometime"

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