Speed Sock

The act of refining your boxing skills on your girlfriend's pink sock.

I had a match the next day so after I poked my girlfriend in the ass without lube, I speed socked her like Rocky.

8👍 4👎

Hollywood Boulevard

The act of dropping a massive shit on your girlfriend's chest and then pressing your hands in it like your famous.

My girlfriend felt special when she had my handprints on her chest from the Hollywood Boulevard I left last night.

14👍 14👎