Fobster

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noun, plural (especially collectively) fob·ster, (especially referring to two or more kinds or species) fob·sters.

ORIGIN OF FOBSTER

Portmanteau

1. 2000s; FOB (Fresh off the Boat) + (hip)ster

2. 2000s; FOB + (mob)ster

DEFINITION

1. Any of various recently arrived east Asian immigrants, especially of the genus homo and species sapien. Herd-like omnivorous animals primary diet consists of Boba tea and hot pot. Habitats include LES, Morningside Heights, Woodside, Flushing, and expanding into Brooklyn. Having average height, medium forelimbs, and powerful credit cards used for swiping. Prolific consumers typically adorn in luxury ‘street’ fashion brands, especially SUPREME, Off-white, ACNE, Anti-Social Social Club, OVO, and Adidas.

"Oh man, we're never gonna get into Marquee tonight, there's too many FOBs in line"

"Nah those ain't FOBs. Don't you see dem Yeezy kicks? Those be fobsters bro."

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