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Hooker Hoofs

Any shoes with a heal over 2".
Usually worn by Hookers or any Females wanting to advertise they want to get fucked.

The shoes make a sound similar to the Hoofs of a Horse

While sitting in my Upstairs Hotel Room I heard the sound of Hooker Hoofs walking down the hall.

I could not Resist Peeking out the curtains to see what the girl looked like.

by selvol August 10, 2014

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


YAPENYIN

"Your Opinion".
When Spoken in the Language of "Ebonics".

Negro 1:
Yo Tyrone, whats YAPENYIN on the new girl in school.
Negro 2:
She look Good.

by selvol August 18, 2012

26πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


SOLOMON WILLIAMS

I am a Crafty computer Guinness that does stuff others can only dream of doing with a computer.

My knowledge will almost always finds it way into an Illegal action where someone looses Money & that someone is never me.

For fun I'll hack and get things like this definition published.

Damn Solomon Williams just don't stop with his Computer mayhem.

No I don't.

by selvol August 29, 2012

7πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


ChiKin

1/2 Chicano and 1/2 (kinfolk) Black.

Check out that ChiKin playing Basket Ball.

I am.

He can Jump High,
But sucks at everything else.

by selvol August 16, 2012

38πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


potato texter

A co-worker too lazy to get up and walk 200 feet to deliver a message to you.

Instead they send your phone a text message and expect a confirmation it was received.

Receiver of the text :
As they roll backwards 5 feet into the hall and shout. "Bill, you lazy Potato texter I got the message."

Bill: Sends another message that reads "K".

by selvol July 30, 2010

47πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


DirtSearch

The act of Searching Public Records, looking for any "Dirt" on a person. All this is done For Free At DirtSearch.org. Where The most Comprehensive Public Record Searches are Done FREE of Charge. DirtSearch Had Established them Selves as the Premier Public Records Search Engine on the Internet. Covering Every State in the United States with over 4,500 data Sources and Counting.

DirtSearch.org

Student 1:
"Man I finally got some Dirt on my Math Teacher."
Student 2:
"How did you do that?" "I been trying to do the same since Sixth Grade"

Student 1:
"I took me lees then 5 Minutes at DirtSearch.org"

by selvol December 20, 2012

22πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


facebook fucker

A person that beats off to others "Selfie's".

And may friend request someone just to get a look at their Photo album.

Facebook Fucker: Yea I fuck all kinds of women on Facebook.
Person 2: Have you ever fucked any off of Facebook.

by selvol December 17, 2013

19πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž