fag

1.Abbreviation from Fat and Gay, describing homosexual people who is being bullied by their parents and then turn into food to fill the hole in their stomach.

2.British slang for suicide sticks (promoted as cigarette because the word suicide may be offensive to people who did/tried to kill themselves)

3.Any person that commits a behavior that is considered unpopular by boys with self-esteem issues.

1. Teacher: Oh My God! What happened to Micheal?
Student: Oh it's normal. Before he was GAP (Gay and Proud) but then he became PHAT (Pro-Hitler and Team) so now he's a FAG.

2. British 1: Hey, you got a fag?
British 2: Nah, it's a waste of money and time. Better to jump off a building.

3. Student 1: Oh My God, he can read. He's such a fag.
Student 2: I know. If u read you can go blind!

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Janitor

1. People with huge beards in your school that cleans up after your shit, but in reality, they are the rulers of the world. Usually old people with a crazed look in his eyes, they are very wise and the only mens on the planet able to make babies.
2.He's your dad.

1. Voter 1: Hey, is George Bush a janitor?
Voter 2: Nah he's too dumb to be one. Osama is a real janitor. Look at the size of his beard!

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