frigid clam

a frigid clam is a pussy that is so cold that when the frigid bitch opens her legs a silent chill consumes the room

i swear when that bitch sally oppened her legs i got shivers down my spine
that is one frigid clam

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lemon snowcone

when you pee in the snow
take a cone shaped piece of paper
scoop up yellowfied snow
offer to friend as a tasty lemon snowcone

you know josh?
i totaly gave that dude a lemon snowcone...what a fag
(mind you, both in situation are notoriously flaming)

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