yogxplosion

The act of opening a can of yogurt, and it explodes all over you.

I was trying to have some yogurt for lunch, but when I opened it there was a yogxplosion all over my shirt.

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BPS

Bad Parent Syndrome - When a child acts shitty and you realize it's just because the parents never disciplined the kid.

Amy: Wow, did you see how shitty that kid behaved?
Bob: Yea, but it's not his fault - he suffers from BPS.

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netfux

A DVD by mail subscription service for pornographic films.

"Dude, sweet. Harry Twatter and the Sorcerer's Bone arrived in the mail today. I love netfux!"

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