paurus

The word ‘paurus’ is a mixture of the word ‘poo’ and the zodiac sign ‘taurus’. People will often call other tauruses ‘pauruses’ because they have such poopy personalities and always think they’re right.

Have you met Violet? She’s such a paurus

gaf

A gaf is an unpopular surgical procedure in which a male's testicles are removed so they can be inserted into his partners vagina.

"A true sign of masculinity is to be double gaffed."