Let's be nuns

The true origin of the word lesbians. Meaning: Chicks who dig each other sexually.
It's seems, a long, long time ago, two young girls were sitting around wishing there was a place where girls could hang out alone and kiss and bite and lick a suck and screw one anonther. Just then, it struck one of them that there already was just such a place, and she proclaimed, "let's be nuns!"

I don't care how old and how married I ever get, I am never going to get one of those hideous, short, boyish haircuts that all the other teacher-chicks at school are getting. Christ, they all look like a bunch of let's be nuns.

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Hotso

An attractive woman. Sexually desirable variation of fatso.

Dick: I've gat a boner for the new vice principal.
Bob: Oh, I know, she's a total hotso.

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Lane Giant

Word Play on the Lane Bryant brand, a clothing store for big girls--hence the mean spirited and completely hilarious "giant."

Sara: I just love Old Navy. Check out these Daisy Dukes, how cute!

Bertha: None of this crap fits me, let's go to Lane Giant so I can buy a sheet to wear to the wedding and then we can go to Cinnabon.

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