Krab

A person who, like Mr. Krabs from Spongebob, is extremely greedy about his/her assets and will not generously give to others who are near to them. Such a person has a mindset to get ahead of the competition by preventing others from getting access to resources like past midterms and general help in order to further their own agenda.

Man 1: Hey man, is it ok if I use your calculator for my exam? I forgot mines.
Man 2: Sorry man, I don't have it.
Man 1: But it's in your bag, I saw it.

Man 2: Still, I don't wanna give it to you.

Man 1: You are a krab man.

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Mid-Jerk

A scenario when, as you're in the process of masturbating to porn, your friend texts you and the text pops up at the top of your viewing screen blocking some of the action.

Jerry: (Masturbating to porn)

Friend texts: yo could I borrow your notes from class? I was absent today.

Jerry: Dude you caught me mid-jerk.

Hoemone

A hormone equivalent in the promiscuous Homo sapien female. These chemical messengers activate the firing of neurons in the limbic system to extract the primal hoe behavior.

Man1: Hey man check that out! (pointing to a 9)
Man2: She fine asf!
Man1: True those hoemones must be raging their her bod'!

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Confirmed Retarded

Retarded to the point of being publicly diagnosed as retarded. This term applies to those people who aren't actually retarded medically, but just plain stupid. Such people fail in school, do stupid shit, and think they're above everyone but the level of stupidity is beyond human comprehension.

"Hey bro so you still lusting over Sarah?"

"I used to think that her being smart and hot at the same time would qualify her as wife-material. Just yesterday, she told the neuroscience prof that she believed that the heart was in the skull and tried using philosophy to prove it."

"Dayum, confirmed retarded."