fap on it

When one is on the fence about an important decision, instead of "sitting on it" they "fap on it" (jerk it, rub one out, a good wank, etc.) then revisit the issue at hand with a much clearer mind and thought process. Usually pertains to issues involving bitches and hoes.

The term was coined in the famous rage comics on reddit.

Jim: Hmm I'm not sure if I should fuck my ex again. I know I'll fap on it.
* fapfapfapfapfap*
Jim: Nah fuck that bitch

Tom: Do I really need that new TV? Welp, time to fap on it.
*fapfapfapfapfapfap*
Tom: Fuck yes I need a new 60 inch plasma tv

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