wii arm

A sore arm, usually developed after one's first time playing wii or masturbating. Only occurs in the dominant arm.

"Wow, my right arm's really sore, must have wii arm"
"were you playing tennis?"
"nope, masturbating"

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SOLBAR

Shit Outta Luck Beyond All Repair. An amalgamation of SOL and FUBAR. used to denote a situation completely devoid of any hope.

The Seahawks are totally SOLBAR

clusterflutterer

A balloon filled with M&Ms, then wrapped in duct tape. The Mohave Indians believed these to protect against evil women, and gave it its distinct name. Often used as a talisman to ward off psychobitches.

I didn't want that bitch ashlee to keep bugging me, so i hung a clusterflutterer over my bed.

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threeshe

A person who is three separate genders, all in one. similar to a heshe, except with three genders, not two

look at that transvestite over there, i think it's a threeshe

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designated minority

The single nonasian minority, often a hispanic, who is in an honors/advanced/AP class. Put in the class for artificial diversity.

"Wow, who's the guy in AP calc with a 1.8 GPA?"
"Oh, that's just gorge, he's our designated minority

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The Camera Problem

One of the first obstacles encountered by aspiring film makers: not having a camera. Encountering the Camera Problem often kills movies in preproduction.

"Dude, I thought you and Brandon were gonna make a movie!"
"We wanted to, but we don't have a camera."
"Ohhhhh, the camera problem, huh."

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