Twitter

A way for people to feel like anyone cares or that they give a shit about what they do.

see also Facebook status

Man 1: Hey man did you read my twitter.

Man 2: No, and I never will.

Man 1: But I'm important! Lots of people look at my twitter!

Man 2: I assume that by twitter that you mean pussy. Go kill yourself, no one likes you anyway.

Man 1: ...

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