Mosquito

The whores of the insect world. All they do is get what they need from you, and leave you with nothing but a burning itch.

Mosquito: Looking for a good time?
Unsuspecting human: Yeah, that's why I went camping.
Mosquito: Mmm... blood.

The next day
Unsuspecting human: Scratch... scratch... I went camping and all I got were these lousy mosquito herpes.

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