sexlexic

n. (secks-lecks-ick, Am-Eng. origin) A very sexy learning disability. (see Futurama)

"Does sexlexic mean you put the constiuent parts of sex in the wrong order?"
Yes.

"And sometimes you can't think of sex at all?"
Yes.

"And sometimes sex's move around on the page in front of you?"
Yes.

"I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?"

"(Sigh) Sexlexia."

"Therefore I am a sexlexic!"

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