Sharp piece of glass

Glass, or ghetto ice broken up into much smaller pieces. Can lead to cuts and internal injuries if mishandled.

Customer: Excuse me sir, what's the suprise in the kid's meal?
Dave Diamond: Sharp piece of glass.

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Write up

to receive a written disciplinary notice on conduct and action in the work place.

Bob: Russell, you were 5 hours late. You will receive a write up.

Russell: But those guy left me at White Castle last night! I had to blow the large black man for a ride home. And he din't give it to me either! I called my mom and dad and they told me I suck! I finally got home by calling my friend with the Mercury Sable, but I had to promise him my tight nerd ass.

Bob: You will receive an additional write up for being stupid. You can go home now.

Russell: YEA! Yu-Gi-Oh is on!

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nite crew

Staff of Shop Rite during the hours of 11:00pm to 7:30am. Known for psychotic behavior, including, drunkeness, violence towards customers, cardboard molestation, massive intakes of Pepsi, public urienation, chain smoking, shitting on the floor, pack out with your crack out, masturbation, dillusional episodes, and obsessive disorders. Also know for refilling product.

Dave Diamond: JD is in the back screaming about his carts! He told me that hes going to kick Tom's fat ass as soon as hes done playing Roller Coaster Tycoon 14: Ghetto Grandstand.

Bread King: Fucking nite crew!

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Vishal's car

1. Vishal's green, 1990 Honda Accord.

2. A sentence that is said over and over again, adding new parts as it goes along. Never gets old.

Chris and Joe went on a beer run and they hit Vishal's car.

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White Castle

1. Fast food restaraunt which sells hamburgers.

2. Fast food restaraunt which sells drugs.

3. Place to leave annoying people at late hours, in bad neighborhoods.

Family Guy: Russell! Where have you been?! You should have been here hours ago!

Russell: I was at White Castle.

Family Guy: Were you buying hamburgers or were you buying dope?

Russell: Neither, they left me in Patterson, NJ, at 2:15 am.

Family Guy: Why?

Russell: Cause I'm a nerd.

Bob: Write up.

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Captain Cheap

Any character in a video game whos characteristics give it an unfair advantage over other players.

Bread King: I can't beat the final boss in Street Fighter vs. Taboo. He's Captain Cheap!

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pack out with your crack out

1. The act of performing your job function with portions of your ass crack or underwear exposed. This involves any type of work, either white or blue collar. Can be performed by both females and males.

2. Inspirational words of wisdom from Wakefern wharehouse employees, as is written inside most trailers.

MC Ghandi: Yo, Yo, Yo! What da fuck, man? Nite crew got some bad pack out with your crack out! Fuck that! Its Indian New Year. I'm goin' the fuck home to get drunk.

DRFT: Word.

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