Comic Book Guy's real name. As seen on the Simpsons.
Ned Flanders: I don't believe we've met.
Comic Book Guy: My name is Jeff Albertson, but everybody calls me Comic Book Guy.
Any character in a video game whos characteristics give it an unfair advantage over other players.
Bread King: I can't beat the final boss in Street Fighter vs. Taboo. He's Captain Cheap!
A soy based dairy product which tastes like cum.
Johnny Pocono: Soy cheese tastes so bad, you'd be better off cumming in your hand and eating it!
Chain of supermarkets in New Jersey. Third largest employer in the state.
Employs wide variety of people, including drunks, semi-legal immigrants, psychopaths (see nite crew), legends, perverts, disgruntled former schoolteachers, dropouts, nerds, freaks, bitches, old people, the handicapped, stoners, and all sorts of others. Know for being cheap as hell, as well as being ghetto and urban in most practices and policies.
Shop Rite -If its a bad idea, we do it first!
Holy Shit! Its snowing! Lets go to the Shop Rite and buy all the milk, all the bread, and call the manager an asshole!
1. Fast food restaraunt which sells hamburgers.
2. Fast food restaraunt which sells drugs.
3. Place to leave annoying people at late hours, in bad neighborhoods.
Family Guy: Russell! Where have you been?! You should have been here hours ago!
Russell: I was at White Castle.
Family Guy: Were you buying hamburgers or were you buying dope?
Russell: Neither, they left me in Patterson, NJ, at 2:15 am.
Family Guy: Why?
Russell: Cause I'm a nerd.
Bob: Write up.
A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.
Bob: Where have you been?
The Drunk: Indian New Year.
Bob: But you are from Puerto Rico!
The Drunk: Everyone is Indian on Indian New Year.
The situation where sexual relations in an automobile are interupted by a homeless person asking for money.
Diaz: What's wrong, Giringo?
Dave Diamond: No sexo, I got busted by the bum!