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A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.
Bob: Where have you been?
The Drunk: Indian New Year.
Bob: But you are from Puerto Rico!
The Drunk: Everyone is Indian on Indian New Year.
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to be fucked so much that you walk with your legs spread.
Customer: Excuse me, sir, where is the peanut butter?
Crazy Tommy: Holy Fuck, Lady! You walk like Gumby.
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Comic Book Guy's real name. As seen on the Simpsons.
Ned Flanders: I don't believe we've met.
Comic Book Guy: My name is Jeff Albertson, but everybody calls me Comic Book Guy.
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A person of Indian desent who acts like a bad ass.
Joe: Where were you this weekend?
MC Ghandi: I called in drunk, because it was Indian New Year.
Joe: You're the Indian Outlaw!
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A soy based dairy product which tastes like cum.
Johnny Pocono: Soy cheese tastes so bad, you'd be better off cumming in your hand and eating it!
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Chain of supermarkets in New Jersey. Third largest employer in the state.
Employs wide variety of people, including drunks, semi-legal immigrants, psychopaths (see nite crew), legends, perverts, disgruntled former schoolteachers, dropouts, nerds, freaks, bitches, old people, the handicapped, stoners, and all sorts of others. Know for being cheap as hell, as well as being ghetto and urban in most practices and policies.
Shop Rite -If its a bad idea, we do it first!
Holy Shit! Its snowing! Lets go to the Shop Rite and buy all the milk, all the bread, and call the manager an asshole!
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The situation where sexual relations in an automobile are interupted by a homeless person asking for money.
Diaz: What's wrong, Giringo?
Dave Diamond: No sexo, I got busted by the bum!
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