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When a guy sticks his penis in eggnog and a girl gives him a blowjob.
Guy: "Did you buy the eggnog?"
Girl: "Yeah, Why?"
Guy: "Wanna give me an eggnoggin?"
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The act of putting marinara sauce, cheese, and basil into a women's vagina and eating it out.
Girl: Hey baby want to order some pizza?
Guy: I rather have some Italian Pussy.
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While you are having sex with a girl and you pee in her vagina and then she squirts it out into a cup.
This tastes like pee and vagina! Thats cause it's my girlfriend's Tibetan Lemonade!
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