Charlotte

everyone wonders at some point in their life: what are they doing? well everyone in their life with a friend called charlotte doesn't even have the time to do so. quickly. call the police. save yourself. while you still can. do not hesitate. and yes this is true for ALL CHARLOTTES, she may be crazy, bu crazy good lookin; she is a sexy beast that will stick by you forever. If you know a charlotte, kiss her, hug her, marry her if you have to. whatever you can to keep this gal pal by your side. this is a once in a lifetime opportunity

p1:hey did you see Charlotte today?
p2 (* slurps back the dribble) holy wow
p3: did someone call the police

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Mia

obsessed with rulers. she will go to all lengths and centimetres to find you if you take her ruler. in love with her best friend fassil (her finger puppet) , is a bit overprotective of fassil- often pronounced an old cat man but is surprisingly good at the good stuff. says she doesn't want kids and then has 45. hobbies include; getting drunk, stroking fassil and writing essays. wishes she had glasses and claims to be the mother of all puppeteering. She is a sexy Hebrew but is secretly french and was part of the french revolutions she is

HITLER YOUTH.

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES MIA IS OUT WALKING FASSIL AGAIN!

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