barnacles

Weird growths, genital warts, skin tags, mulluscum, or other STD particles that occur with skin to skin contact usually pertaining to the areas not protected by a condom.

Even with protected sex it takes time for the barnacles to start to grow.

Chick: "You know that guy is packing hamburger meat with barnacles."

Chick 2: "He and his barnacles can keep their distance."

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