kinder surprise

you people need some serious help. a Kinder Surprise is a German candy bar shaped like an egg and with a toy inside. yummy chocolate but the toy is tiny as hell and gets lost easy

Oh shit i lost my kinder surprise toy

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pizza my heart

best pizza on the planet. this gift from god himself is a pizza restuarnt found only in california but they make the best pizza ever. the kitchen is right in front of you. they dont hide anything. you can actully watch them make your pizza from fresh dough. thats right, they dont even make it until you order it.

Fuck Pizza Hut. Pizza My Heart FTW!!!

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del taco

a great place to eat...if you like large, healthy maggots in your food, that is. oh and it has shitty service

I just bit into the burrito i got at Del Taco...it tasted like it was older than me and it had maggots in it

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optimus prime

leader of the Autobot Army in Transformers, and the sexiest robot alive.

I'd have sex with Optimus Prime

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johnny rocket

the best hamburger place on the planet. their burgers arent fake and processed like mcdonalds and burger king. all their stuff is fresh. and the service there is really good.

i had lunch at Johnny Rocket. it was sooooo good!

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brooke hogan

Hulk Hogan in a drag

Greg: I wonder what Hulk Hogan would like like in a drag?
Bill: Brooke Hogan

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brian

1. a guy's name
2. the dog from family guy

1. That guy in my class is named Brian
2. Did you see the episode where Brian owes Stewie money?

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