Grandmother

A wonderful loving old lady whom cooks you more food than you need.

James: bro i love your gran
me: ikr its wierd to think she has had sex before
james: wtf *leaves and never talks to me again*

me: *cries knowing i lost my best friend and my gran has had sex before*
My grandmother is the mother of my mother.

Dhar Mann

Dhar Mann is sexy and sweet and she is the most gorgeous woman in the world. Her smile radiates like the sun, her intelligence is out of this world, Dhar Mann will go on to impregnate millions onto billions of women. She is my babe. xoxo

"Dhar Mann why did you get my grandma pregnant?"

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