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vampire

A heart-throb romantic, who sucks blood, is great in bed, and can turn you for a life of eternity. Will burn in the sun (DOES NOT SPARKLE!!) so is a nocturnal being.

mortal: Oooo babe you are so good in bed!

vampire: Its because im a vampire.

by sexyslashlover1 September 26, 2009

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