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moscow

to shanghai and drink seedy vodka at the same time.
i.e. to masturbate, cry and drink seedy vodka at the same time. a fine, classy art.

Person 1: I was moscowing when I passed out. My dad walked in and I had to explain to him why I had a bottle of Safeway Select Vodka in one hand and my penis in the other. He also noticed that my sheets weren't just wet with my man juice.

Person 2: It's ok man! There ain't nothin' wrong with that. Them russians do it all the time! Sometimes they even red moscow to see the blood flow freely and make life more colorful.

by sexytime March 24, 2006

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