moscow

to shanghai and drink seedy vodka at the same time.
i.e. to masturbate, cry and drink seedy vodka at the same time. a fine, classy art.

Person 1: I was moscowing when I passed out. My dad walked in and I had to explain to him why I had a bottle of Safeway Select Vodka in one hand and my penis in the other. He also noticed that my sheets weren't just wet with my man juice.

Person 2: It's ok man! There ain't nothin' wrong with that. Them russians do it all the time! Sometimes they even red moscow to see the blood flow freely and make life more colorful.

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