G Note

The most triggering sound for an emo. If they hear the note, they will screech the words to Welcome To The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance and/or cry. I, myself, have an emotional breakdown every time I hear the note.

*someone is messing with piano and plays the g note*
Some nearby emo: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BUY (cries)

G Note

The first note to Welcome To The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance. If heard by an emo they will screech the lyrics and/or cry. Please refrain from playing the note in public.

*In band class and someone is messing with piano and presses G note*
All emos: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY (cries)

Teenagers

1. They scare the living shit out if Gerard Way
2. A person age 13-19
3. assholes

Gerard: Happy thirteenth birthday! I will now spend the next six years hiding from you.
Bandit: Why?
Gerard: TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME