FUPA Surfing

The act of spanking a woman's FUPA with the intent of riding her fat rolls to glory land. Caution: undertoe may be significant depending on the swells and no lifeguards are on duty.

He's always been a bit of a chubby chaser. Last night he said he got Ricky Lake drunk and did some fupa surfing. He said he fell off 3 times.

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Eight in the Taint

A size 8 shoe kicking the shit out of unsuspecting individual in the area between the genitals and the anus.

Mike: "Yo! What happened to you?"

Russ: "I told Claire to Shut the Fuck up, and she gave me a eight in the taint!"

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