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Although it's origins are a mystery, poofinger sushi master Robococck is the only known producer of this fine dining delicacy. This culinary treat can only be produced by taking a dump, not washing your hands, and then proceeding to create a masterfully crafted sushi dish.
Restaurant survey question: What did you have and did you enjoy your meal?
Restaurant survey answer: I had the poofinger sushi platter it was amazing.
After multiple rejections everybody starts to look like a twink in a wig even real females. You have established the fact that it's finally time to give up on women. A week goes by and having zero luck on gay dating sites you decide to close all the curtains, shut off all the lights, and spend the entire weekend fantasizing and masturbating to your favorite movie and secret crush Robocop.
After that long weekend of robococcking I was a little sore, but mentally i'm feeling much better.
A person that has tried, failed, and given up on real life and instead decides to live out the remainder of their life in a chat room, sometimes even using it as a source of income by chatroom panhandling to fund their drinking problem. A chat bum's reality has a user name and a password and most of the time they're logged in longer than the chat bots.
I got my friend a job where I work and the boss said he could start Monday. My friend said he didn't want it. Even though it's all set and ready to go and all he has to do is show up he said, "no". I guess he would rather just stay home and be a chat bum.
You wake up to chat, fall asleep to chat, and you've been logged in chat so long that your name makes it to the bottom of the list with the bots
Guy:1 That guy never logs out his only reality is a user name and password.
Girl:1 He's just going through a chatbum phase.
Definition: Using deception and lies to hide your sex offender status you look for sympathetic chatters to catfish and then get them to send money to western union under your friends name (so they cant look you up) to fund your false dilemmas .
I thought he was just a regular guy, turns out he's been Pulling a M1k33 all along
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A deadbeat has-been that begs for money in a chat room. Panhandling chat bums usually log in chat 24 hours 7 days a week even longer than the chat bots sometimes, making sure not to miss an opportunity to beg for beer money. Chat room begging is usually a panhandling chat bum 's only source of income.
I have a job interview tomorrow and i'm so broke right now that i'm really hoping i get it, if not i'm just going to give up and become a panhandling chat bum.