Tojo bomb

The Tojo Bomb is a prophesied concoction from mythic tales that is said to cleanse one's soul of all Togo impurities. It is written that if one pours a double measure of Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey into a glass then bombs a measure of Jägermeister in to that, they have crafted a Half Potency Tojo Bomb, this bomb has the power to temporarily neutralise the Togo impurities in ones soul. In order to be completely cleansed it is written that one must take the Half Potency Tojo Bomb and fill to the height of the Jägermeister measure with Saké.

Are you sure you can handle a Tojo bomb?

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Secret sesh

When you're mates go out on a sesh but don't invite you, commonly any organisation is done only when you are not around.

Person 1: Where is Ian tonight?
Person 2: Oh he's out on the sesh with a bunch of our mates.
Person 1: Wait there was a sesh tonight? No one told me?
Person 2: Oh.... secret sesh mate.