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One who spends all his free time posting new words to Urban Dictionary for their consideration.
Drew: Where's Aiden been lately, I haven't seen him?
Jake: He's always at the computer feeding new words to Urban Dictionary.
Drew: I didn't know he became an Urban Underachiever?
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A social climber . Someone who hangs out in an environment or neighborhood more exclusive than their own.
Dude #1: Who is that guy, I see him everywhere lately.
Dude #2: I hear he still lives with his parents on Long Island.
Dude #1: Oh, a Park Slope poser.
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When a person demands back a gift.
Sherry: Can you believe it? First Jack breaks up with me and now he says I have to return the bracelet he gave me.
Alana: He pulled a donor wants organ back on you? What a loser!
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Meat Creeper: What a guy encounters when he slides his hand up the leg of what he previously thought was a woman.
Dude, I had the scare of my life with that chick from the party last night.
The unusually tall one?
Yeah, she wasn't what I thought.
What, you had a rendezvous with the Meat Creeper?
A Meat Creeper: When a guy runs his hand up the leg of what he thought was a girl, it's what creeps down to meet him half way.
Dude#1: Had a scary encounter with that chick after the party the other night.
Dude#2: What, the really tall one with the big hands?
Dude#1: Yeah, wound up back on her couch and was about to do the deed when I made a nasty discovery.
Dude#2: Oh no, she had a Meat Creeper?!!!
An unforseen delay creating a chain reaction of minor setbacks
Rob - (On phone with wife) Don't think I can make dinner with your parents tonight, the printer broke at work and I'm all backed up getting the reports ready for the morning.
Sarah - Oh, come on Rob, that's the third time this month your standing us up because of a cluster hiccup.