In this TED talk I will...

Used when making a rant as a sarcastic joke but not really wanting to type the whole thing out.

"Ryan from HSM actually liked Zeke, In this TED talk I will..."

schlourby

the state of mind you get into when you havent slept in a while, enough, or are just generally exhausted. usually comes with the symptoms of finding things funny, wanting to stay up longer and being overall weird.

in the middle of a conversation;
"hi"
"wdym lol are u ok"
"ye just feelin a bit schlourby atm."