Farbon Ciber

n.

1. The same thing as Carbon Fiber but more fun to say.

Julie is about as smart as a Farbon Ciber rod.

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Cracken

n.

A large smelly turd.

(inspired by the classic movie monster from Clash of the Titans. release the cracken!)

Jim could feel a cracken emerging from his colon so he rushed to the bathroom to make a deposit.

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