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When he or she displays their butt crack in public. Usually caused by low-wearing or misfitted clothing.
"Check her out. Her pants are so low that she is cracken'."
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"That dude must think that he's still in the joint. He has to hold his beltless pants up and he is cracken' all over the place."
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The process by which an individual spirals into a degenerate.
If you follow the lead of lindsay lohan, you may experience the Crackening.
1. An obscure false reference to cover up one's complete an utter lack of knowledge. 2. A statement based upon one's expertise on knowing next to nothing, but willing to argue to defend their point.
When asked where snails come from Molly quickly pulled a Crackenism out of her ass by saying "snails come from attic moisture, and were put there by Ron Perlman while he was shooting a Woody Allen film in the 70's".
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Stupid lonely bitch who no one likes. That constantly talks about dumb irrelevant shit that no one gives a rat's ass about. She is that one person that when ever you hear a sound come out of her throat you just want to smash that bitch in the face with a very heavy and blunt object. And I'm pretty sure that shes just looking for someone to stick their cock in her hallway of a mangina, but no man in his right mind (on any amount/combination of drugs or alcohol) would fuck or tap that, in all senses, shit. She tries to fit in by acting like something or someone she's not. Also known as the kraken or the crack, on the count that this bitch's ass crack is always hanging out because she doesn't believe in long enough underwear, pants, or a belt or really any tool that is supposed to cover the crack of her ass. And not to mention that this bitch has a voice that sounds an old ass dog getting run over by a steamroller, but this bitch is also so a swagger jacking skank. She will take anything you do or say and constantly say or use it because she has less swag than burned down house.This is something I like to call a trend killer. I just don't know how any humans could reproduce and have something that is this damn annoying and awful. I don't think it has parents but instead just congealed in a gutter somewhere.
Cracken: Hey guys, you wanna know about something that no one other than me gives a fuck about?
"Friends": (under breath) dear god shut the fuck up you bitch! No one likes yo dog shit looking ass. DAMN I HATE YOU GO DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE LIKE THE FUCKING MOLE RAT YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMN UR ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Put your shit incrusted ass crack back where it fucking belongs you ugly bitch. No one gives a shit about your family, the friends that you think you have, your diabetes, or whatever the hell you do at work. Go fuck yourself you creepy incesting little bitch before I pop a cap in your hairy ass.
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n.
A large smelly turd.
(inspired by the classic movie monster from Clash of the Titans. release the cracken!)
Jim could feel a cracken emerging from his colon so he rushed to the bathroom to make a deposit.
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The act of consuming, specifically snorting, crack-cocaine from another person's asshole
Hey, bro lets have a couple of beers and do a cracken or two.
Joe was a good kid until he encountered his first cracken.
Nothing clears out the sinuses like a good cracken.
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Various forms of anal assault.
He released the cracken as he unexpectedly plunged his lubricated thumb deep into her anus.
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